Baseball is Lame

by rachel Let me tell you why baseball is lame It’s a slow and very boring game Folks standing around Staring at the ground Yes, Baseball is lame, I proclaim It's a game where they score very little The players, they’re quite noncommittal They’d rather be home Or maybe in Rome On a bench munching on peanut brittle Maybe the sole sport should be Nascar Every weekend on at every bar This sport’s got the mullets Pour Beer down your gullets And send baseball away very far