I fiercely object to the muumuu/pregnant dress trend. This has gone on LONG ENOUGH!
These dresses (which happen to be the ONLY dresses at 90% of dress-carrying shops) are an assault on womankind. NO ONE LOOKS GOOD IN THEM! No one, I suppose, except pregnant women, but only because everyone knows they are pregnant, so it is perfectly acceptable for them to look like they have a gigantic midsection. Small people look large and misshapen Medium to large people look xtra large. Like a pear on stilts, if you will. Case in point: mannequins were created to make clothes look good. That is their ONLY job! and not even professional making-clothes-look-gooders can pull this shit off!!
Why the FUCK aren’t they gone yet!!??! Me and my waist want to buy a dress, and we can’t!!! We cannot find a dress that does not make us look like we plan on going to a barbeque today to pig out, and therefore need as very much stomach-growing room as possible. You can't wear that nonsense to work! And bbq season isn’t even here yet.
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