Overrated

It's occurring to me that you, fictional blog readership, may wonder why, in my recent post of the benefits of living alone, i did not mention one thing, in either the Food or the Filth category. One thing you REALLY expected to find, which is, of course, eating/drinking 'straight from the carton.' The reason that i didn't mention this, of course, is because it is disgusting, inconsiderate, inconsiderate, and entirely overrated. There are three main categories of things that one may be tempted to eat/drink from the carton. All of which transmit germs, which is obvious*. All of which, because they come in a non-single-serving-container, are meant for holding something . If you only eat a prudent amount, you have to eat your way through spitfrost next time. Nobody wins.* So that is why i did not mention eating/drinking from the carton as one of the awesome parts of having your own sweet apartment. I did, however, forget to mention that you do not have to 'agree' on paint colors, furniture arrangements, or what is and what is not okay to hang on the walls. ___ *And we all know, of course, that germs tend to multiply, become grosser, etc etc. One germ now is a billion kazillion germs next time you decide to reach for that carton. Only you can help control the germ population. And also, for the record, YOU, you selfish, stupid, carton-eater--you are setting up your loved ones to unsuspectingly make a single serving of something you have mouthfucked, put it in a bowl/glass, start to consume before you can stop them, and unknowingly exposing themself to more germs than they'd get from licking the doorknob of a public restroom.