Upon seeing this today at my local supermarket...
Awe: "Wow. Is that a lambcake?! That is super sweet!"
Amusement: "Oh--Easter! Ha! An easter lamb because it's for easter, but a cake because people are coming over to celebrate, and they'll be hungry!"
Ambition: "I should totally buy that. That would be hilarious and ironic, since i'm a pagan who is allergic to cake."
Shame: "Oh that is bad. There are people all around me preparing for Easter and celebrating Jesus. They are better people than me and they deserve their cake. And i wouldn't probably even eat the cake and there are starving jesuspeople all over the world"
Blame: "No! No they do not deserve their cake! Why should i feel guilty for wanting a funny eastercake?! The should feel guilty for eating a lamb, which is secular and violent! They shouldn't get the lambcakes AND eternal salvation!"
Superiority: "I know that if i was one of them i would never do that to Jesus. if i was religious, i'd be one of those religions where you had to stay home praying on the days where people were out praying to santa claus and the cadberry bunny"
Distraction: "Ooh! Capri Sun is on sale!"
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