Badass Camping

There are several ways to toast a marshmallow. Everyone in the world knows the best way is to hold it calmly above the fire, not too high, but not too low. The marshmallow must be slowly rotated, so that all sides are toasted to look like a piece of, well, toast, at a color obtained somewhere between 2 and 3 on the toaster dial. The outside is warm and crisp, the inside is gooey and heavinistic. However. I am impatient and like to stick my marshmallow right in the fire right away. Then, pull it out and go ha-ha! the best way to toast a marshmallow is to stick it right in the fire! Everyone says eww gross you burned it! You are so hardcore you don't even care! Then i bite into it and it tastes like a warm on the outside/cold on the inside, day-old Peep that someone wiped on a dirty grill. But whatever. Who cares what your marshmallow tastes like if you've got street cred. Um also you can hope that people go off for a 'night hike' and you are alone with the fire so you can have some good toasty ones with no one watching.