WWGD - What Would Grok Do?

After a weekend filled with an obscene amount of junk food,* started Paleo today. Ish.

The exceptions are as follows:

• I have like four cartons of soy milk in my cupboard that i have to use. Then i'll switch to almond milk. Grok didn't eat soy.
• Peanuts are not technically a nut. They are, however, my favorite nut. I'm eating peanut butter.
• I am allowing myself exactly 2 wasa crackers per day.

So basically everything i have eaten on my first day of paleo (coffee with soy milk, wasa crackers and peanut butter) is off-plan. So basically paleo to me, today, means that i have meat cooking in the crock pot, and purchased a fair amount of vegetables yesterday. None of which i have since consumed.

*Booze, Wendy's, Granola Bar, Burger King, Granola Bar, Potato Chips, Discounted Valentine's Day Candy, Half of an apple(!), Orange Gatorade, Booze.