I don’t know if I was a bit late to the game—I don’t know if this is something everyone else knows about and it took me 27 ½ years to find out…? If so, why in the hell hasn't anyone brought this to my attention!??
For those of you who ignored the catalog in the seat pocket in front of you on your last flight, I strenuously urge you—DO SO NO MORE!!! It is the most wonderful, absurd collection of ridiculous things you do not need, all in one place. I forsee several love letters to SkyMall in my future.
For an example, the handsome fellow above is the “Zombie of Montclaire Moors.” Available for purchase at the unbelievably low price of 89.95, plus shipping and handling.
“…this life-size, gray-toned zombie will claw his way out of your garden plot, office, or family room corner, pleading for assistance with the most lifelike eyes you've ever seen.”
Can you imagine? Yes!!! Yes, I can imagine!!!
(photo courtesy of www.skymall.com)
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